Paris Hilton could not stand at all because of the Lindsay Lohan’s photos in Marilyn Monroe style. I think she got pretty upset, by the fact that she was not invited to do those sexy nude photos.

After an indiscriminate amount of thinking, the soon-to-be-ex-heiress came up with a wonderful idea: she posed half-naked on the cover of a magazine. I mean, she must have thought about it for weeks – twisting and turning in bed late at night, wondering what to do to upset Lindsay's rule of the slut scene.

Well, luckily Paris saw this devious plot in a James Bond movie and decided to put it into practice. You see, if your rival is in the news for stripping, the best and most effective way of dealing with that is stripping too, and posing for a similar magazine. Your rival will never see it coming – it's called the "imitate to death" strategy.

So, here are a few shots of sweet little Paris topless on the cover of 944 magazine, modestly covering her breasts with one hand while putting her fake tan on display.
I mean, I always knew Paris had a hot body – but now the confirmation to this theory is staring us straight in the face – if you're brave enough to look at it, of course. We have seen enough Paris’s body when she was at the parties, or in the videos she made, and even in her sex tape.

In conclusion I don’t think Paris should get naked no more, cause people already know from inside her body and everybody is tired of her. 

 


Publication date: 29 February 2008   

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