Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg and Jackie Chan. He hates the film, the budget has ballooned to a whopping $315 million, and he wants to have his name removed, but the Directors Guild mandates that the pseudonym in such a situation must be "Alan Smithee." Directed by Alan Smithee Cast Ryan O\'Neal - James Edmunds Artis Ivey (Coolio) - Dion Brothers Chuck D - Leon Brothers Eric Idle - Alan Smithee Richard Jeni - Jerry Glover Leslie Stefanson - Michelle Rafferty Sandra Bernhard - Ann Glover Cheri Lunghi - Myrna Smithee Harvey Weinstein - Sam Rizzo Gavin Polone - Gary Samuels MC Lite - Sister II Lumumba Marcello Thedford - Stagger Lee Nicole Nagel - Aloe Vera Stephen Tobolowsky - Bill Bardo Erik King - Wayne Jackson Production Co. Alan Smithee Productions Ben Myron Productions Cinergi Productions Produced by Ben Myron Fred Caruso Michael Sloan Writer Joe Eszterhas Music Joe Eszterhas Chuck D" align="center" />

A pseudo-documentary about a fictional British, first-time director named Alan Smithee who is hired to direct an action film starring Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg and Jackie Chan. He hates the film, the budget has ballooned to a whopping $315 million, and he wants to have his name removed, but the Directors Guild mandates that the pseudonym in such a situation must be "Alan Smithee."

Directed by
Alan Smithee

Cast
Ryan O'Neal - James Edmunds
Artis Ivey (Coolio) - Dion Brothers
Chuck D - Leon Brothers
Eric Idle - Alan Smithee
Richard Jeni - Jerry Glover
Leslie Stefanson - Michelle Rafferty
Sandra Bernhard - Ann Glover
Cheri Lunghi - Myrna Smithee
Harvey Weinstein - Sam Rizzo
Gavin Polone - Gary Samuels
MC Lite - Sister II Lumumba
Marcello Thedford - Stagger Lee
Nicole Nagel - Aloe Vera
Stephen Tobolowsky - Bill Bardo
Erik King - Wayne Jackson

Production Co.
Alan Smithee Productions
Ben Myron Productions
Cinergi Productions

Produced by
Ben Myron
Fred Caruso
Michael Sloan

Writer
Joe Eszterhas

Music
Joe Eszterhas
Chuck D